Cock Suckula 

1, A guy who dresses up like an emo/goth and pretends to be an vampire whilst experimenting with other guys, claiming to be homosexual or bisexual. The Cock Suckula tends to be shy and dark, which would express his dark and troubled soul. This is regulary just a phase, but some individuals is never cured and eventually evolves into Elder Cock Suckulas. These abominations are roaming the streets at night all dressed-up in Sisters of Mercy merch and make-up, hunting down their preys with unmatched beastliness.

2, faggot ass vampire in a book written by a cunt

Brad: So I went to see this new twillight bullshit movie with Sarah last night. I paid 20 bucks for those tickets, fucking robbery.. At least I got to fuck.

Jerry: Yeah, I bet she got all horned up by the sight of that Cock Suckula Cullen.

*Shadow swooshing by*

Jerry: Wow! Did you see that bat? Fucking hell, hate those creeps!

Jerry: Brad? Where did you go? What the fuck man, c'mon!
Seriously man, come out! It's not even funny!
Well screw this, I'm going ho...uuurhgggggggg!

*Elder Cock Suckula urges for blood, nevermore*

Cock Suckula by uhgdjkkrsdgh June 16, 2010

cocksuckular 

When something is bad enough its akin to sucking a cock.

"Man i took her out to a crazy fancy restaurant and bought her flowers and everything, and I still didn't get any action!"

"Dude, thats so cocksuckular."

cocksuckular by Leon Mctrinn December 31, 2007

cocksuckula 

A crazy bitch who thinks she's a vampire that sucks the blood out of only cocks

The Cocksuckula swooped down and osucked the blood out of the innocent nude beach goers cock.

cocksuckula by Lickthesnake May 16, 2022

Cocksucula

Noun: An evil demon that shows no mercy and is relentless in the pursuit of creating ruin and chaos.

It's been raining hard on me for hours like a cocksucula!

Cocksucula by Meg ladino February 4, 2017