1, A guy who dresses up like an emo/goth
to be an vampire whilst experimenting with other
guys, claiming to be homosexual or bisexual. The Cock Suckula tends to be shy and dark, which would express his dark and troubled soul. This
is regulary just a phase, but some individuals is never cured and eventually
evolves into Elder Cock Suckulas. These abominations are roaming the streets at night all dressed-up in Sisters of Mercy merch and make-up, hunting down their preys
with unmatched beastliness.
2, faggot ass vampire in a book
written by a cunt
Brad: So I went to see this new twillight bullshit movie with Sarah
last night. I paid
20 bucks for those tickets, fucking robbery.. At least I got to fuck.
Jerry: Yeah, I bet she got all horned
up by the sight of that Cock Suckula
*Shadow swooshing by*
Jerry: Wow! Did you see that bat? Fucking hell, hate those creeps!
Jerry: Brad? Where did you go? What the fuck man, c'mon!
Seriously man, come
out! It's not even
Well screw this, I'm going ho...uuurhgggggggg!
*Elder Cock Suckula
urges for blood, nevermore*