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Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.
by Anonymous October 07, 2003
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Now whos balls have been busted bitch? BONG!!
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1. One who knocks cocks. 2. Someone who is a complete idiot or clutz. See jerkoff.
You're such a stupid cockknocker!
by Do me big time May 23, 2003
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N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.
Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.
by Alex December 05, 2003
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One who is a complete idiot or retard. Someone excels at pissing the shit out of people. Some people may hear this when pking with Nightmarerh. One may also here the words "Bunghole" "Motherfucker" or occasionally "Hippy Ranger"
You: "Dude did you see me just pwn the narb" He lost a fucking sara sword man!"

Other guy: "Holy shit man that was Nightmarerh you better log bro!"

Nightmarerh: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHER FUCKING COCKKNOCKER HIPPY RANGERS" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
by The Ending August 20, 2010
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one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole
that guy's a total cock-knocker

man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!
by celestia March 14, 2003
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Kezzism 1. An Old Skool fool 2.The act of knocking cock 3. An expression made by one party to express disgust at the actions of another.

In extreme situations it may be neccesary to refer to one as a double-hard cockknocker
Shutup Bond you cockknocker
by I am Asparagus November 03, 2005
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