When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.
After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.
by habitual sassbox February 10, 2012
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by Tim and Chris February 16, 2003
For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.
by Franky Gustavson November 18, 2007
When a person has and extremely tiny penis and a woman put his penis and balls in her mouth at the same time.
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by Omg who took the name Brian Peppers? June 15, 2007