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Coasterteam 

The headless head giver and main dev for all Pinewood Builders related things. Which includes Kronos, a multi-purpose program for Pinewood that always refuses to fucking load keybinds properly.

""""""Owner"""""" and Architect of The Mayhem Syndicate (TMS), an African-based terrorist group created to fight a private army owned by a British quintillionaire with red eyes.

Dynamic Gameplay™

He also likes trains or something.
Coasterteam fucked my dad and trello-banned me for calling a Captain a nonce.
Coasterteam by LordSuperSucc February 12, 2021

casterated 

balls to be cut off, penis detached, penis bye bye
The casterated turkey was walkin through the woods.
casterated by alyssa April 16, 2005

coasterware 

A combination of "software" and table "coaster".

Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.
Sally: Oh look dear, we finally got the new version of AOL in the mail!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!
coasterware by temu_jin August 19, 2007

casterbate 

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.
James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"
casterbate by Jowak August 4, 2008

Crasterbate 

To cry while masturbating.
After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.
Crasterbate by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

crasterbate 

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks
"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"
crasterbate by A2thlex November 29, 2007