A combination of "software" and
table "coaster".
Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain
junk; and its only
good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.
Sally: Oh look dear, we finally got the new version of
AOL in the mail!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you
don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why
don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!