coach diva 

somebody who's so boss, they put slammin coach shoes above everything else, and bitches should rekanize.

My mom was like do the dishes, and i was all like, hell to the no bitch im a coach diva.

coach diva by Black Mombo April 21, 2008

Couch Diva 

A grumpy/hungover friend or acquaintance who is always on your couch in the morning preceding a night of heavy drinking and chilling.

He/she hates the sound of you getting ready for work, starting the coffee or any other general "morning" sounds.

"I wanted to watch tv in the living room this morning, but Emerson was being a huge couch diva."

Couch Diva by mophie May 8, 2014