A Cynimon is a very rare person to come across, being beautiful, tacky, and at times aggressively irritating. She has an uprooting smile that can light up an entire room, she values attention but doesn't have to try too hard to obtain it. A Cynimon is a great friend that keeps one on their toes at all times, and packs a surprising punch. This can be through either physical or emotional pain. Keep Cynimon in your contact list for you may need her cheekiness to cover your ass one day.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'