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Someone who is of simple mind and average looks yet is blessed with good fortune by being in the right place at the right time, or dumb luck. Kind of like Forest Gump.
"Dude, did you see Frank's new car?"
"Yeah man, he inherited a mad amount of money from his aunt, who always felt sorry for him cuz he is kinda stupid"

"Dude, did you see that smokin hot chick with Frank?"
"Yes, but don't tell his wife."
"Man, Frank is soooo Cloyd!
Cloyd by germanjohnson September 22, 2011
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the coolest thing that you see at that moment in time
"oh my god that is the cloydest thing i've ever seen in my life"
cloyd by cloyd June 1, 2009
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Cloyd Bidness 

When you up to that bidness bidness type of bidness
That boy Cloyd Bidness preformed a happy tapioca session with his homie Rodney Pickle while listening to that new hit Cornelius Gooftown

Mr cloyd 

The definition of a ugly rat who is basically a pervert especially to the girls in his choir class. He’s also very unattractive and disgusting if you ever meet a Mr cloyd please run away before it’s to late.
Oh god it’s Mr cloyd RUN!!.
Mr cloyd by chonghehe January 25, 2020

tax clode 

A kind of blusion where accounts are grapolated, which provides many advantages in terms of dergents and patrants, but a tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate
I need to know if the fund is glarded, since my account in in a tax clode.

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account.
tax clode by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Cloud District 

A place you don't get to very often.
I.E. The club, the grocery store, the Jarl's palace, a vagina
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.

-Nazeem (Drunken Huntsman, The Plains District of Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel, Nirn. Sometime in the 4th era.)
Apperantly more than you, you clod!
Clod by Crystal clods July 6, 2016