Someone who is of simple mind and average looks yet is blessed with good fortune by being in the right place at the right time, or dumb luck. Kind of like Forest Gump.
"Dude, did you see Frank's new car?"
"Yeah man, he inherited a mad amount of money from his aunt, who always felt sorry for him cuz he is kinda stupid"
"Dude, did you see that smokin hot chick with Frank?"
"Yes, but don't tell his wife."
"Man, Frank is soooo Cloyd!
"Yeah man, he inherited a mad amount of money from his aunt, who always felt sorry for him cuz he is kinda stupid"
"Dude, did you see that smokin hot chick with Frank?"
"Yes, but don't tell his wife."
"Man, Frank is soooo Cloyd!
by germanjohnson September 22, 2011
Taryn: Are you coming over now, Bud? I just shaved my pubes.
Bud: I hate to cloyde you, but I'm not going to make it. A building just collapsed on my son.
Bud: I hate to cloyde you, but I'm not going to make it. A building just collapsed on my son.
by Kitty Fulfillment Inc. October 18, 2012
by cloyd June 1, 2009
That boy Cloyd Bidness preformed a happy tapioca session with his homie Rodney Pickle while listening to that new hit Cornelius Gooftown
by Cornelius Johnson III November 2, 2022
The definition of a ugly rat who is basically a pervert especially to the girls in his choir class. He’s also very unattractive and disgusting if you ever meet a Mr cloyd please run away before it’s to late.
by chonghehe January 25, 2020