1 definition by Kitty Fulfillment Inc.

cloyde

Verb. To get out of having sex with someone by claiming your child is in peril.

Taryn: Are you coming over now, Bud? I just shaved my pubes.

Bud: I hate to cloyde you, but I'm not going to make it. A building just collapsed on my son.

by Kitty Fulfillment Inc. October 18, 2012