Clowes 

The act of rubbing one's hand in a sexually suggestive manner, from the top of someone's head, down the cheek or face, very slowly, until your hand drops off the face. This is done with a blank stare of the Cloweser, which in turn horrifies and humiliates the Clowesee.

Dude, that guy just got Clowesed! *Scream heard in background*

Clowes by Demenxia June 8, 2009

tom clowes 

Big fat nigga mostly likes banana

Tom Clowes is obsessed with banana

tom clowes by Ur mum gay ur granny tranny May 13, 2018

crowes nest 

A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done

Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him

crowes nest by jackman330 October 23, 2010

Clowns Pocket 

A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.

The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.

Clowns Pocket by Toosh April 9, 2008

Midtown Clowns 

Reside or claim to reside within the historic area of Westport, Kansas City, MO and surrounding neighborhoods. The ever-changing social circle of pseudo-hipsters who hate on anyone who isn't within earshot at the moment . Usually wear head-to-toe thrift store items much to their detriment. Smell distinctly of desperation tinged day old liquor intermingling with soured dreams. Any out of towner would be amused yet simultaneously aghast when inundated with their deluded self important bullshit. Literally walking, talking, puking contradictions of independent reason, thought, knowledge and accountability.

I'd go to the show tonight but I have feeling it will be crawling with Midtown Clowns, best not to stir up the herd.

Midtown Clowns by Nyukaah January 20, 2010

Clowns Kitchen 

Any McDonalds Store

Person a; Whatcha going to cook for dinner?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?

Clowns Kitchen by Anecdotal November 28, 2012

clowns

the scariest fucking thing since bread.

clowns will eat me alive.

clowns by FhillyMan September 15, 2003