Skip to main content
Colorado roots, although named from England.
A ladies man with a large penis. Successful business man with goals and a bright future
I wanna be a Clower when i grow up
Clower by birdsfan April 20, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Stop acting like a fuckin' Clower!
Clower by Teh Masked Wang March 5, 2005
Related Words

cloverleaf

A series of on~ramps & off~ramps of a freeway that look like a 4~leaf clover.
When we took a wrong turn on the freeway in Houston, it took us an hour to go thru all the cloverleaf on~ramps & off~ramps to get back to where we needed to be!
cloverleaf by Starchylde May 21, 2016
When a woman's privates become erect when aroused. It is a mixture of the words "clitoris" and "boner" due to the fact that the clitoris becomes erect.
Girl: "Oh my, I have a major cloner right now."
Boy: "Oh boy!"
Cloner by Parker Browne April 27, 2015

No Paper Cloger 

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.
"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"
No Paper Cloger by FP913 January 4, 2012

cloverbutter

A word used to describe what a male ejaculates. Also known as cum,skeet,and semen.
Hey homie, you should of seen the money shot I gave Sara. I shot cloverbutter all over her!
cloverbutter by JuggaloJG August 16, 2009

clownery 

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.
What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.
clownery by poetseed June 24, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
Next