closified 

When your sexual orientation is out to some but not to all.

I'm gay in front of my friends, but I'm closified in front of my family and others.

closified by CottonErica March 1, 2011

Classified 

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know

Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe

Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018

chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!

guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!

chodified lunch by REEE! March 1, 2008

coolified 

A word meaning to make more cool or kool. Coolified is used when someone is trying to be unique and can not think of any other word that sounds more cool or better. Coolified can be used as a a verb (coolify) or a linking verb.

I just coolified my myspace profile.

My facebook profile is now coolified.

Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Person 2: My names nicky.
Person 1: Hey nick-e
Person 2: Ha ha you just coolified my name.

coolified by DamienA May 3, 2008

cursified 

obviously the original word would be crucify or crucified, but this twist is defined as follows:
when someone swears at you a LOT you feel or have been cursified! yah

present tense: cursify
don't cursify me!
or
stop cursifying me!

i feel cursified by your reams of profanity.

cursified by monkeyleap April 21, 2014

G14 classified 

A made up word used in a movie called 'Rush Hour' to make fun of a character played by Chris Tucker. G14 classified doesn't mean anything in real life but was made up on the spot in the 'Rush Hour' movie.

FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."

G14 classified by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006

Cookified 

someone who is persuaded into liking David Cook, the singer, song writer, american idol of season 7

My friend has been cookified by Cook's album.

Cookified by dcmon May 29, 2010