A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact
by Kerke June 12, 2020
by Mr.Kent a Saurus December 19, 2017
One that is bi or gay, however still in the closet. Someone who is secretly gay or bi and will frequent homosexual dating apps looking for a member of the the same sex to have intercourse with.
Kevin was on Grindr and searching for a hookup and spotted Cindy's boyfriend in his search results...that is a closeter if I ever saw one
by huskerpower76 September 23, 2016
if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.
by the omniscient goose November 8, 2005
by clockworks April 1, 2004
It’s a place somewhere in your room or in your house where you put clothes in and demons live inside
I'm gonna go put my clothes in my closet
I'm scared of my closet because there is demons inside of it
I'm scared of my closet because there is demons inside of it
by If you read this your cool August 31, 2021