8 definitions by Kerke
The Rockets led by Harden went 0 for 27 in game 7 against the Warriors in their home. Harden fucking choked just like he does every season against the Warriors. Harden choking in the playoffs is like your life. It is miserable and every year you think it will be better but nothing actually changes and it still is miserable.
by Kerke June 12, 2020
A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact
by Kerke June 12, 2020
A sexual position where the woman lies on the bed faced down. The man's hands are tied to two corners of the bed which are next to each other while he is faced down. The woman is under the man. The man swims like a frog forward but cannot actually go anywhere. He goes forward and backward which results in a kinky fuck.
by Kerke June 15, 2020
You
You were a mistake made by me and your father, which was supposed to save our relationship. Speaking of your father, he was supposed to bring milk to the house 6 hours ago, where did he go?
by Kerke June 12, 2020
Perfection, a great man that wanks a lot. He is known for many things. Kerke is known for breaking ankles, pulling up from beyond 30 feet, making amazing music, wanking everywhere and anytime, asking weird questions that makes you uncomfortable and goes on a sugar rush.
by Kerke June 10, 2020
An insecure short boy that can't take insults and tries his chance with every girl out there. He might seem like a good friend but he'll ask you out when you least expect it. However, he always gets rejected because he puts the milk first while making a cereal.
by Kerke June 10, 2020
Second rate KSI, who can't take a joke and does stupid things to his hair for attention. He is also known as ComedyShortsGamer. He is the twat on the left.
by Kerke June 12, 2020