A trash can in your wall
"My mom told me to clean my room. So I opened my closet."
by frtisauZhytfr67udsia January 13, 2018
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A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈
Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!
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When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.
"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."
by Porno Joe February 16, 2005
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A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.

In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
by whitebitchheather October 22, 2009
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1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
1. He's in the closet.
2. He's not in the closet, he's in Narnia!!
by Kinpatsu March 12, 2006
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A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact
My favorite position is "in the closet" as I get to watch woman not through my phone but live.
by Kerke June 12, 2020
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Closet (noun)

A cudical enclosed area. The perfect place to hide young children in.
I Mr.Kent hide children my closet.
by Mr.Kent a Saurus December 19, 2017
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