Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003

in the closet

A person that is secretly gay.

Your so far in the closet that your opening presents.

by Wthtimeizit December 28, 2010

In The Closet

Hiding one's true self

The girl was in the closet about her love for gaming.
He was in the closet before he told us he was gay.

by KupCakeKow January 26, 2015

In the closet

in hiding ;Haven't yet shared with the rest of the world ; in secret

you guys are in the closet ... You're vey secretive

by BetchDef March 1, 2015

The Closet

A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.

He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…

by Yaziyo March 5, 2008

closeteer

One who acts gay, dresses gay, and/or engages in any type of obvious faggotry or blatant homosexuality but frustratingly will not come out of the closet. The opposite of a slysexual.

I swear I literally overheard Sean and his girlfriends talking about their girls night out last weekend" and he STILL says hes not gay. what a closeteer!

by TyCoLicious January 23, 2011

closet

container for tom cruise

OMG! The weird-ass scientologist still refuses to leave the closet!

by Stephan Hill September 4, 2006