An increasingly irrelevant position for a homosexual person to take. Exaggerated fear of exposure and the resultant evasive, hypocritical behaviour, can lead to tension, lack of trust, The inability of that person to make any freinds.
Closets are the true reason homosexuals are not trusted.
Closets are the true reason homosexuals are not trusted.
"my boyf...girlfreind"
"He's saying that because he's a closet homosexual, yet he dosn't talk about anything else"
"He's saying that because he's a closet homosexual, yet he dosn't talk about anything else"
by Larry Grayson October 7, 2003
Where 7 minutes in heaven happen
by Dubiks March 24, 2019
The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.
Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!
by jack or jake September 11, 2007
by RoootBeeer April 6, 2010
Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.
Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"
by ProudestWeebEver May 9, 2017
Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.
by Barry DeBeers January 11, 2014