BEHIND CLOSED DOORS 

It is where a tremendous amount of hypocracy starts in our society.

It is a good song by CHARLIE RICH.

It is any ASS behind a door that is shut

It is a golden opportunity to commit an unspeakable SEXUAL ACT especially if you are drunk or high or a date raper.

They can criticize you about talking about little girl's but they get so drunk as what they do BEHIND CLOSED DOORS is probably the very thing they condemn where it is with many other people also the case.

As NO ONE knows what goes on BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Don't be such an ASS DAN as most of the time nobody can see you being an ASS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

That BEHIND you are after is BEHIND CLOSED DOORS so have at it as they excuse themselves because of their state.

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 20, 2021

Behind closed doors 

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

Behind closed doors by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

What does he doobiehind closed doors? by QuacksO October 26, 2025

closed-door policy

(noun)
The policy wherein the occupants of an office or room keep the door closed so as to limit the amount of annoying intrusions, which may consist of people wandering in or simply the to shut out the annoying noises that are made in the hall.

"Zach and Evan have a closed door policy after that girl came in and would not shut up."
"Dude, shut the door, closed-door policy!"

closed-door policy by page hall regulator January 12, 2010

Closed Door Policy 

1] Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2] Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.

I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.

Closed Door Policy by Security Wonk August 13, 2008

CDM: Closed Door Meeting 

When your boss whats to hear himself talk so he calls you into his office and tells you to close the door.

Travis wasn't producing, so Mr. Big called him into a CDM: Closed Door Meeting and told him stories of how good he used to be.

CDM: Closed Door Meeting by T-Nutz 007 November 2, 2008

closed door courage 

When someone is behind a closed door and says anything they want but once the door opens and the person they have been talking shit to gets ahold of them they are cowards.

Johnny showed a lot of closed door courage in making fun of Billy while they were in lockdown, but once the doors opened Johnny made sure the guards could always see him.

Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.

closed door courage by HunterofTrolls September 23, 2017