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Clocktower 

Someone who has passed the tipping point and is now homicidal.
Glick's going to totally go Clocktower when he finds out that he's not getting hired back. What a retard.
Clocktower by Legion Coleke June 27, 2009

Clocktower 

A person who's gone beyond the point of crazy and has finally flipped out.

Derives it's origins from the crazies who have taken a rifle to the top of a clock tower, presumably because the ticking of a giant clock is soothing to some people.
"Whoa man, did you hear that Mickey went nuts and panched that guy for dinging his car?"

"Yeah, I always thought he was a total Clocktower."

or

"If I don't make some friends soon, I'm gonna go Clocktower."
Clocktower by Mr Fisty June 19, 2006

clocktower therapy 

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.
"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."
clocktower therapy by Andrew July 2, 2004

clocktower 

A nickname for a kid whose actually named blake.
This kid must be tall-6' is preferred
His main purpose in life is to grab books from shelfs
And tell time exactly
He must also tell very very very random stories

And find 5 dollars
Hey clocktower! Whats the time?


Wanna quickie clocktower??
clocktower by sparky winsor May 9, 2005

clocktower therapy 

A group of mental health professionals in Springfield, IL that help people with a variety of mental health problems.
I'm felling depressed so I'll go see the professionals at Clocktower Therapy Center in Springfield, IL
clocktower therapy by c_t_therapy November 26, 2007

save the clocktower 

a phrase that is used to cock block; it is either exclaimed out loud or said behind the back of the one being cock-blocked; in reference to the scene in Back to the Future
Bill: Check it out! Andy and Katy are really going at it.

John: SAVE THE CLOCKTOWER!