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A type of hairstyle where the hair is gathered into two "tails" of different lengths on either side of the head, making it look like the hands of a clock.
The girl over there has some cute clocktails.
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An alcoholic beverage consumed during one's working hours.
I wanna have a clocktail---hey Joe, let's try that raspberry ale at the pub across the street!
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The drinks you have while you're still on the clock.
" I worked til 4 but my boss paid me til 6. Time for clocktails"
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