clock dock

Windows' task tray - All those program icons near your clock.

"Where'd my buddy list go?"

"Just click the icon in your clock dock."

"Ohhhhhh..."

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Dock o’clock

When you have either a dick appointment to attend or are surrounded by people who are being dicks.

Dock o’clock by Xlot February 10, 2018

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when two males put their foreskin over each others penises..

"i was 69'ing a bunch of dudes.. and then one of them cock docked me. It was hot flaming nudgeballs!"

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1. A man who spreads his holes for men

2. A place to park your cock

"I can't believe David gargled all those guys cocks after swimming with the dolphins. He's such a Cock Dock..."

Cock Dock by DVus1 October 18, 2011

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When a female bends over for another man pretending to tie her laces but is really pushing her ass out to him...

Mary : Jebussssssss... let me tie my laces

Mary slowly bends over...

Jebus : damn that's a perfect cock dock for my black mamba

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A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.

The Cock Dock was full during 3rd hour

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cock dock by gorky5 April 1, 2003

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