8 definitions by BarryMcCocknher
You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019
A cliche/drawing of a cock, usually very detailed man. If you don’t own a cock cliche then you’re gay. It can vary on which cock cliche you own, a dick cliche or a chicken cliche but the shorter term is cock cliche:()
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019
A place where a man parks his cock during a tropical storm and slides his foreskin onto another penis and they spin in cirlces.
by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
A large get together where people will fondle each other’s testicles and cock, when one cums they’re out and you see who lasts the longest.
by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019
A Dick Dangler is a man who has a long dick and lets it hang out of his shorts and sometimes dangles it in front of other people. Sometimes used to express ones anger for another person
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019