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One who participates in the act of snoodling.
Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.
by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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One who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock. When you are a cockdocker you dock cocks. The exact opposite of cockblocker.
Thanks for the cockdock last night bro, I ended up getting it. You deserve the cockdocker of the year award.
by cockdock January 10, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

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A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
by Uvall September 26, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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