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Caliwhack 

Taking something from California and twisting it.
An individual who wears an Oakland A's hat because "A's" stands for Arlington South is Caliwhack.
Caliwhack by Lonewolf_1 July 26, 2012

clitsmacker 

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.
Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.
clitsmacker by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003
Actual meaning~~To smack ones clit, Slang meaning~~A fun name to call your friends
What's up "clitsmack"?
clitsmack by ~Malone~ April 9, 2008

clitshake 

If you put your palm on the clit of a girl and move it around, it's called a clit shake:)
Clitshake is kinda a weird term, but it makes good sense.
clitshake by vinegarbacon June 30, 2015
A Clitsmack is when a female smacks you with her clitoris.
Gerald...Gerald are you there...BOO oh my fucking god Gerald dont do that again or else I'll clitsmack you.
Clitsmack by Ray Jacob November 8, 2018

Clitsack 

When a girl has a stupidly long clit to the point that it sags like a ballsack. In some cases it may look like a penis. However, that is highly rare and almost never documented.
Tyler: Dude this girl i hooked up with said she wants to stick her clitsack in my butthole.

Mike: Dude that's hardcore. I guess she just wants to be one of the guys.

Tyler: Dude I hope she isn't.
Clitsack by brohym1295 June 9, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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