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cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
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Courageous, bold, brave; the equivalent for females of ballsy.
He: It's amazing that she had the guts to say that to the teacher. She had to know it would get her in trouble because it's obvious that he completely disagrees with her opinion. Courageous!

She: Yea, it was super clittsy of her. But what do you expect? She's a clittsy girl.

clitsicle 

A term given to a female who sports a miniskirt in zero degree weather.
Those sorority girls over there in the uggs and northface jackets with the mini skirts are clitsicles.
clitsicle by nwg5004 February 23, 2011

bump clits 

the act of two females rubbing clitori together in a sexual, pleasurable, and consensual manner. Also see, bump tuna and trib
John: So is that chick a lesbian or what?
Brad: Yeah dude, she loves to bump clits.
bump clits by EddieDingle September 2, 2009

Cliterference 

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.
We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form
One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009

banging clits 

(v.) Sex act between two women.

Vaginal to vaginal contact.

Type of lesbian sex.
"Tracey and her roommate were banging clits last night."
banging clits by Hyacinth Bucket November 11, 2004