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clit blocked 

v. unable to engage in intercourse because one or more of the object of desires female friends denied access by various actions.
I can't believe she clit blocked me like that.
clit blocked by B January 7, 2004

Clit Blocker

The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.
She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!
Clit Blocker by pseudomine December 8, 2009

Clit Blocking 

When a male's friend refuses to allow a female from hooking up with his buddy.
Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.

clit blocking 

a guy hooks up with a hottie and quits drinkin, hangin with his bro's cause he's afraid she'll dump his ass
dude demi is totally clit blocking ashon, he wont hang with us anymore

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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