cliptopedia 

constant theft of little children

That guy has cliptopedia.
How do you know?
Would you look at all the kids he's shoving in his van?!

cliptopedia by Kanderella May 10, 2011

cleptomediac 

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac

Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.

cleptomediac by jupiter909 October 20, 2011

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

cleptopenia by barneschm March 27, 2009

cleptopenia

Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.

Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...

cleptopenia by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011

Cleptopenia

One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.

Pretty self-explanatory. Cleptopenia

Cleptopenia by Dominationation May 24, 2011

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

cleptopenia by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018

Cleptopenia

Cleptopenia: A mental state or strong desire that drives a person to steal pens.

Mark loves stealing pens, he suffers from Cleptopenia and has become a Scriptoclepto.

Cleptopenia by LESWORTUS December 15, 2019