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2 definitions by heisenberg420969

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018

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mormsturbate

When you masturbate using the book of mormon. Specifically, when you put your penis between the soft pages and sliding it out slowly.

Dude the other day i came so hard last night after i mormsturbated. i love the missionaries now.

by heisenberg420969 February 21, 2018

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