Cringlish 

Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.

"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."

"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"

Cringlish by Wildfire83 June 19, 2009

Chinglish 

Broken English produced by people whose mother tongue is Chinese, that results from one or more of the following:
- translating Chinese sentences on a word-by-word basis, instead of conveying the intended meaning (e.g. translating "wǒ hěn xǐhuan" as "I very like" instead of "I like it a lot")
- using faulty translation software and not bothering to check whether the translation is correct (e.g. translating "sàn gānguǒ" as "Spread to fuck the fruit" instead of "loose dried fruits"
- using obscure or slang words instead of the more common synonym (e.g. translating "Guānmén" as "steek" instead of "close", or translating "Shǒuzhǐ" as "bumf" instead of "toilet paper")
- falling victim of absurd translations provided as jokes (e.g. translating "tāotiè" as "exterminate capitalism" instead of "tantalizing")

Get rid of those signs! You can't expect people to read "To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty" and not to laugh at us!
(that was probably what Chen Lin said, when he decided that Chinglish signs in Beijing needed to be replaced)

Chinglish by Darth Detori January 11, 2011

Clingfilmed 

The act of covering your computer screen with cling film then wanking off to porn, discharging your load onto the screen. Thus feeling closer to spunking onto a real woman.

I Clingfilmed to Rachel Starr last night, it really makes me feel like im getting some action with her too! I like to be included in things.

Clingfilmed by Syndrome of a Down 666 October 3, 2011

chinglish 

Speaking both English and Chinese in one's sentences.

Example of a sentence in Chinglish:
"At K-mart, I buy -hen duo- clothes."

Notes:
"hen duo" means very many in Chinese. Also note the grammar error.

chinglish by Alex January 18, 2004

Chinglish 

English with Chinese grammar mixed together during speaking a sentence. Tho the term is sometimes used with a variation of other Asian spoken languages.
Although the term is widely expressed nowadays, it is still legally considered Slang as, unlike its neighbor term "Spanglish" is not featured in an official dictionary.

My Actual Chinese GF Speaks Chinglish around her family.

Chinglish by Lm8000 July 3, 2014

Chinglish 

A style of speaking English by native born Chinese people, that is formed by the natural differences in our languages. Certain fundamental differences are difficult to overcome, even if the speaker is highly educated. Simple things can come into play, from the fact that the Chinese word for he and she is the same word, "TA", to the lack of any "V" sound in their entire language.
Interesting side note: the word "usually" seems to be the most difficult word for a Mandarin Chinese speaker to say in English.

English - My husband (he) took me to a restaurant last night.
Chinglish - My husband, last night she take me to restaurant.
English - Hey, we shouldn't buy a sportscar, we should buy a mini-van.
Chinglish - Hi, we should not buy sportscar, we should buy mini-wan.

Chinglish by An1Zhu2 June 29, 2006

Clingish 

When a guy thinks a girl is clingy but ends up being the one who is too clingy for her!

Person 1: My boyfriend won't let me go out to the mall, the gym, or with my girlfriends. He thinks that I flirt too much and that guy are going to hit on me. Now I lost all of my friends and dignity. :(

Person 2: What a clingish douche!

Clingish by get out while ya still can April 13, 2013