| 1. | cling master | ||
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noun; master of cling pertaining to relationships in which one party is uber clingy fa sho Ryan's such a cling master after wanting a long distance relationship after two days
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| 2. | Picassoing | ||
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The act of painting one's toilet bowl with excrement from a vicious bowel movement. The resulting feces should usually be watery yet sticky enough to cling to the front, back, sides and sometimes the undercarriage of the bowl itself. The aforementioned splatter pattern created from the BM simulates the painting style of one Picasso for whom the name is obviously credited. Can also be used in the context, "to Picasso", or "Picasso'd" for past tense usage. "The toilet is my easel and I'm Picassoing a master piece thanks to Taco Bell!!!"
"I'm sorry man but I just totally Picasso'd you're toilet." "Get the fuck out of the way, I'm about to Picasso." |
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| 3. | sheeple | ||
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1. n. Individuals who have lost all traces of actually individuality due to a mindless and unerring devotion to another individual or group's ideals and beliefs.
2. n. Those who scarf down any and all disinformation or propaganda that reinforces their mindless and baseless views, and treats such misinformation as fact. 3. n. Those who spread lies and misinformation--knowingly or unknowingly--in order to perpetuate the dogmatic beliefs which were formulated for them. 4. n. Those who cling to their beliefs even in the face of substancial evidence to the contrary. Origin: Sheep + People = Sheeple Sheeple: "John Kerry was actually a spy for the Viet-Cong, and that he shot himself to get those purple hearts!"
Other: "Where did you hear that?" Sheeple: "It's all over the Internet, and I emailed the links to everyone so they would know the truth about John Kerry!" Other: "Where is the evidence of this?" Sheeple: "Osama Bin Laden wants Kerry to with the election... Kerry is pro-Al Queda!" Other: "What?!" Sheeple: "Kerry wants to make abortions mandidtory the first time you get pregnant, and pay for them with massive tax hikes!" Other: "Um, you're kidding, right?" Sheeple: "Master Rove is the light and the dark; the alpha and the omega..." |
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| 4. | dancing monkey | ||
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A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.
Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio. S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.
C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is! S.K - *Ching Cling* |
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| 5. | halo | ||
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A trilogy of games. Although very good at first glance, all 3 Halo games are basically your run-of-the-mill first person shooters. Nothing is bad, but nothing is good either.
If you want to play a REAL first person shooter, try Half Life, or Counter Strike. But many Halo fanboys are too dumb to complete Half Life, and don't like CS because they die too fast, so they cling to a game which is not special in any way. I used to love Halo, but after playing Half Life and CS, I am immediately revolted when someone talks about how great Halo is.
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| 6. | Master-And-Commander Debate | ||
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A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument. NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else. Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate. more...
Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else! Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate... EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE: A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?" B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it." A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'" B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'" A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..." (Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves) C- "So who did you guys decide was right?" A- "We agreed to disagree." B- "No we didn't." A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?" B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it." A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree." B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'" A- "Yes it does!" B- "No..." (Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves) |
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| 7. | Rational Response Squad | ||
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A group of atheists found at rationalresponders.com famous for the Blasphemy Challenge on Youtube and the Way of the Master vs. Rational Response Squad debate on ABC's Nightline.
Headed by Brian Sapient, they try to enlighten theists who they believe cling to religion based on blind faith and misinformation. The Rational Response Squad: Believe in God? We can fix that.
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