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The Girls in the Class of 2024 

The girls are complete tryhards and care VERY VERY much about what other people think and they're usually very bratty/bitchy. If you hurt one of their feelings then basically she will try EVERYTHING to try to ruin your life and make their friends all hate you. Also whenever the post on Instagram, they just HAVE to tag their boyfriends on their boobs or lips or ass, like REALLY!?!?!They love to show off their bodies and come in crop tops to school often and wear very tight stuff and they just ABSOLUTELY HAVE to buy clothes and shoes in the latest trend. Just like the guys, some of the girls (a lot more than guys) have matured into beautiful ladies and a new thing has started where some guys (a lot more than girls) in the class of 2023 have started dating the girls in the class of 2024 for this reason. But like these guys are usually stupid and kinda pedophiles because they usually have the mindset that the girls in class of 2024 are “thicker” than the girls of class of 2023. These guys will currently start high school while their girlfriends are still in middle school so like…. REALLY!!?!?? The guys don’t see how bratty and bitchy these girls actually are since they have no classes together and these girls will leave the guy for someone they think is better in a second and then when the guy leaves THEM or the girl gets BORED and then she’ll get lonely and want to get back with her ex and so on, but whatever… they’ll figure it out sooner or later.
Jacob: Why the hell did she leave me?
Chris: She thinks she found someone better.
Jacob: Fuck the girls in the Class of 2024. I'm never dating a 12 year old again.
Chris: LMFAO, WAIT she's 12 and you're 14... wow...

upper middle class white girl syndrome 

Being so bored you feel the need to shop
Bob: Dude, we have a problem. Dave is suffering from upper middle class white girl syndrome.

Phil: What?

Bob: It's serious, man. I think we have to amputate.

Phil: Amputate what?!?!

Bob: His manlyhood

Class Talkative girl 

This is the person who basically is the talkative one they’ll be the one person in class who always makes jokes or talks when the teacher says something and is like a pick me girl but for not just a boy but everyone.
I think she’s a talkative girl all she does is crack jokes or act like a pick me girl.
For example: (teacher says): let’s start in our journals for logical science
(Talkative girl) or maybe make some logical sense.
(Class): {laughs}
A talkative girl is defined by: being the class clown & pick me girl
I define a class talkative girl as some one who talks to much

the girl in my english class 

she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.
you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish

The hottest girl in the class 

A new, as yet financially volatile, money making bonanza or scheme
Since I don't know much about bitcoin I'll call it the hottest girl in the class, at least for now.

The hottest girl in the class 

the as yet financially untested, new, current, money making bonanza/scheme
Bitcoin is the hottest girl in the class as of now. Don't jump on the hottest girl in the class bandwagon without realizing how it might affect your financial future.