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An awful event regarding one or more bivalve molluscs.
For a shellfish-lover, not having access to said tasty delicacies would indeed be a major clamity.
clamity by QuacksO May 28, 2021
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Person: Dude, yesterday was a clamity
Person 2: Did you just misspell calamity?
Person: No, it was a pun
Person 2: Yeah right
Person: *Sweats and wipes forehead*
Person 2: Ew, don't wipe my forehead again
Clamity by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

Clamidity 

The relative humidity of a woman's clam. Clam being the derogatory term for pussy.
Her pussy was wet. Her clamidity was high. It's a play on the word clam + humidity. s o c a l
Clamidity by clamidity July 7, 2012

calmality 

one word describing and event, the meaning follows - "when the calm evening wind breaks the the absolute silence and tranquility left in the wake of total devastation, restoring an awkward peace to the scarred land"

it has a similar meaning to the word calamity and i assume it was derived from it
And thus we witness calmality on this day.

Crimanity 

A abbreviation for 'A crime against humanity!'
Oh my god look at what she is wearing, that is a CRIMANITY!
Crimanity by Shadedog March 15, 2011
The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.
Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washes over her.
Calminity by Lea Swift January 25, 2018