Cufed; A term derived from the two words "Cunts" and "Fucked". Often used in the worse possilbe way to describe a person or situation that is undesirable or entirely out of the ordinary. Can be used in the presence of delicate ears without any severe repercussions if they dont know the meaning.
Example 1
"Dude, is that guydancing and pointing at the secrutiy camera?"
"Yeah, he just tried to sell me a space rock for $50000"
"Oh my god! That Cunt's Fucked!"
"Yeah he's Cufed as."
Example 2
"Bro, just spent the day at Glynde!"
"Cufed?"
"Completely Cufed."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!