ckufed 

the process of waiting for a parking spot instead of just parking somewhere else

those people that wait for parking spots are ckufed up.

ckufed by peeweejd March 25, 2004

Cufed

Cufed; A term derived from the two words "Cunts" and "Fucked". Often used in the worse possilbe way to describe a person or situation that is undesirable or entirely out of the ordinary. Can be used in the presence of delicate ears without any severe repercussions if they dont know the meaning.

Example 1
"Dude, is that guy dancing and pointing at the secrutiy camera?"
"Yeah, he just tried to sell me a space rock for $50000"
"Oh my god! That Cunt's Fucked!"
"Yeah he's Cufed as."

Example 2
"Bro, just spent the day at Glynde!"
"Cufed?"
"Completely Cufed."

Cufed by Jason Weasel December 15, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012