Cufed; A term derived from the two words "Cunts" and "Fucked". Often used in the worse possilbe way to describe a person or situation that is undesirable or entirely out of the ordinary. Can be used in the presence of delicate ears without any severe repercussions if they dont know the meaning.
Example 1
"Dude, is that guy dancing and pointing at the secrutiy camera?"
"Yeah, he just tried to sell me a space rock for $50000"
"Oh my god! That Cunt's Fucked!"
"Yeah he's Cufed as."
Example 2
"Bro, just spent the day at Glynde!"
"Cufed?"
"Completely Cufed."
"Dude, is that guy dancing and pointing at the secrutiy camera?"
"Yeah, he just tried to sell me a space rock for $50000"
"Oh my god! That Cunt's Fucked!"
"Yeah he's Cufed as."
Example 2
"Bro, just spent the day at Glynde!"
"Cufed?"
"Completely Cufed."
by Jason Weasel December 11, 2011
When someone is cute through text message, but you're nervous, you tell them you think they are cute.
by TwooSugoiforYpu July 29, 2020