Sioux City Car Wash 

The act of defecating on someone and cleaning them off with your urine.

Susie was a little freaky so I gave her a Sioux City Car Wash.

Sioux City Car Wash by Johnny M. Smith July 2, 2005

Kansas City Car Wash 

When many guys hide in a closet when one of their friends is boning a chick. The guys in the closet are jacking off and right as they are about to jizz they all pop out of the closet at the same time and drench the female in their semen. Professionals will try to aim for the female's eye.

Yo, me and my friends Kansas City Car Washed that chick that Victor was having sex with

Kansas City Car Wash by Galaxy fan101 January 11, 2010

kansas city car wash 

four guys in one line and four guys in alother line facing down and beating off on one girls face. then beating her up and taking her money.

that slut from the party te other night

kansas city car wash by michael johnson April 25, 2004

Windy City Carl 

Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a ferocious spray to the face, similar to a Hot Carl. However, no seran wrap is involved. If the shart comes out as hot brown lumps dribbling on the neck, the carl becomes a Windy City Steamer.

"My girl is giving me hell. I think I'm gonna give that bitch the Windy City Carl."

Windy City Carl by Master Leo November 3, 2006

Kansas City Carwash

It's when a girl {most preferrably an Asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a "Massage Parlor".

"I recieved one hell of a Kansas City Carwash last night...my shoulder has never felt better," said the sailorm with a smile.

Kansas City Carwash by Nick P. March 19, 2004

Kansas City Carwash

3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.

Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?

Kansas City Carwash by Butch Eeks January 27, 2008

Kansas City Carwash

alright, so you're doing this broad, you know, Kansas style, then you beat her beyond recognition with pool noodles, you know, those foam ones, and you return her to the ex-wife's house before dinner.

"my daughter bought me an ugly tie for father's day, so I brought her to the Kansas City Carwash, you know what i'm talkin about?"

Kansas City Carwash by Bill Cosby July 20, 2004