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cigarette machine 

1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.

Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.
Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.

note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation 

NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos
New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>
Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026