A cianfichi is a champiion fig grower. The word the originated in southern Italy in the 13th century when the sport of growing and throwing figs reached its peak of popularity.
I buy all of my fruits at the grocery store but I only buy the best figs from our local cianfichi.
A person who claims to be an anarchist (usually of the anarcho-communist variety) but holds the same foreign policy views as the US state department. They also share similar social views to giant corporations like google or twitter, and will act as professional snitches for those companies against their shared political opponents, such as right-wingers and real or imagined Nazis.
A CIAnarchist claims to be a left-wing progressive anarchist, but when it comes to North Korea, Venezuela, Syria or Iran, he turns into a neocon. When confronted with a differing opinion online, he turns into snitch against the enemies of neoliberalism.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a newgirlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.