Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

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Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

Crusty Balloon by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020

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crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

crusty berries by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

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Chapped lip crusty

Something bad or not swaggy

Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty

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Bones- Facts

Chapped lip crusty by Kyokochan March 19, 2021

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