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It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.
Damn man!, that sucka emcee just got churched!
by crash landon October 10, 2004
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When someone disses you to prove they are morally better person than you, and occassionally left in awe
Anton: "What makes you think you so hot fool?"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"
by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016
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Overly intoxicated, drunk beyond recognition. So wasted that you cannot hold a simple conversation.
Dude, I can't remember. I was churched!
by ka.ra September 26, 2010
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when a woman gets it in the ass
She got churched last night.
by mnm18 December 14, 2009
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