1 definition by sailingjerryjones

absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor
Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.

We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.

My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*
by sailingjerryjones November 7, 2017
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