Chomlette 

A chomlette is a delicious omlette using a toping of crunched up cheetos (whichever variety you prefer). This type of food is usually eaten by students who do not know how to cook or are too poor to afford anything more than these basic items.

*Note this is also the favourite food of Felicia Day.
(Reference mega64 Microsoft keynote)

''Hey Bro, whats for dinner? ... Chomlette!''

''Hey dude we only got eggs and Cheetos left...Thats cool, i'll make a Chomlette!''

Chomlette by Mr. Grumpy Gills July 18, 2009

Cumlette 

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

Couplette's Law 

It is a law which states that when one person in a long term relationship is given any information, it can be assumed that both parties in the couple will have this same information due to their couplette-ness.

Due to Couplette's Law, both Jenny and Joe will know about my abortion even though I will only tell Jenny.

Couplette's Law by fuelledbystarbucks April 14, 2016

chumpceptian 

a chump who saw an unfamiliar term in a game and decides to look it up online only to discover that the term was made up to refer to that very chump.

George: I saw this province named chumpceptian in Utopia so I looked it up and I LITERALLY got chumpcepted. I'm the chumpceptian!

chumpceptian by pek_Chu March 1, 2020

chumple 

V: To deficate
N: Feces

Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth

chumple by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011

Choplette 

A girl of high spunk and fabulous short hair.

We cut our hair off together and became the Choplettes.

Choplette by elfsongirl March 22, 2007

chumplestiltskin 

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

chumplestiltskin by sandspit September 17, 2007