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Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.
(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
Checkout Drama by OldFart77 July 11, 2010
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Chuckold 

Someone with a poor sense of humor who cannot comprehend the complexities of humor but who sits around an enjoys watching other people chuckle in glee.
Wow you really are a chuckold for sitting here and listening to me laugh at my own jokes.
Chuckold by MOIALBB March 5, 2021

self checkout 

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"
did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout
self checkout by baby mongoose December 14, 2009
Word of the Day on January 14, 2023
Spanish: literally means "crooked", with connotations of half assed or screwed up in chicano slang.
Person 1: How does my tie look?
Person 2: It's all chueco, let me fix it.
chueco by jgrocho October 19, 2008
It's the feeling you get when you hug and kiss someone. It's you, it's me, it might be both of us but it's definitely not all of us. It's something so cute that you want to eat it, gnaw on it and/or murder it. IT'S THAT GOOD. It's the laughter of a newborn baby. It's the second coming of Christ. It's putting your mats in gym class overlapping...just so everyone in that mother knows your best friends. It's making up a word, and giving it meaning...To all the good, wonderful, precious, funny, heartfelt, meaningful, can't-live-without moments you share with someone. It's that feeling you get when you shoot a flaming arrow across the bridges of Hemdale, on a majestic, translucent steed. It's purposely offending people who are offended by foul language. It's always, picking to be the top scientist in your field...and definitely NOT having mad cow disease. It's wearing a desert rose, because it features...the camel toe. Its nighthawk, and your dragon. t's when you release the Kracken. It's being in a 2 person gang...and being gangster about it. It's watching a 3 year old see the Disneyland castle for the first time. It's having a perfect child. It's knowing that you've got a friend. It's loving unconditionally. It's laughing in the streets at 2am. It's a best friend, your best friend. It's whatever you want it to be, as long as it means something honestly, truthfully and whole-heartedly to you. It's all the good in the world.
"Taylor, you're so Chuckon".
"Nicole is my Chuckon".
"That's definitely Chuckon cheese of you"
"So Chuck".
"What up-Chuck"
"That's definitely NOT Chuckon"
"Did you see her ass? Definitely Chuckon"
Chuckon by TaylorCole June 24, 2012

The Devil's Checkout 

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers
Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check
The Devil's Checkout by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

checkowy 

The surname of a hot girl. She likes piercings and tattoos and heavy metal, rock and indie music. She stays up all night on web chat with guys that play music and she smokes cigarettes and shows her cats off too. She's perfectly mental and did we mention hot?
I was up all last night on webcam with this absolute Checkowy of a girl!! So hot!
checkowy by veylun March 22, 2012