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chud monkey 

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo
Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!
chud monkey by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

chud-monkey 

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)
your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!
chud-monkey by Toddy_t December 19, 2003

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.
Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.
Chufmonkey by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026