An annoying and/or stupid person.
Stop spamming my forum,you chud monkey!
by Archangel1772 July 31, 2008
Some one who picks peanuts out of poo
Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!
by Jim Bob March 22, 2004
a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)
your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!
by Toddy_t December 19, 2003