Chronometrophobia 

The fear of the measurement of time (clocks)

I can't look at the clock, I have Chronometrophobia!

You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!

Chronometrophobia by ¿zenitram? February 13, 2010

chronometer

1) A very accurate clock.
2) A poster on a number of board with an unpredictable streak

That Chronometer is teh secksay beast!

chronometer by Chronometer August 2, 2003

Chronometer

Prior to the invention of the chronometer, pirates did not have an accurate method for measuring time, without which led to them steering off course and sometimes missing their destinations entirely. The chronometer's time-keeping accuracy allowed sailors to measure the stars against specific points in time, thus giving them their longitude. This changed navigation forever by allowing sailors to stay on the correct course to their destination.

Arg matey, set your chronometer!

Chronometer by Captain Loser October 23, 2005

Corometery

A small area in the cemetery that has been allocated for those who had died of Covid-19, so that future generations would remember the price their ancestors paid in fighting the pandemic.

Only the wealthy have so far been able to bury their loved ones in a corometery, because the burial space commands a premium price, which is beyond what the common people could afford—who says that death doesn’t differentiate between the rich and the poor?

Corometery by Covido November 14, 2020

chronometer

A device for the telling or measurment of time; clock.

I put my new chronometer on the wall.

chronometer by Hellcry June 26, 2004

chronbater 

chronic masturbator

Hey chronbater. Want a Hustler?

chronbater by licid May 22, 2004

Chronister

A person that is a tragedy in life; wife beater, cheater, looser. A deadbeat or a jail bird-bad news.

"Don't want to pull a Chronister considering I enjoy staying far away from a prison!"

"Oh that must be a Chronister since he /she couldn't even finish highschool properly."

Chronister by RedFox'81 February 19, 2010