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christmastoe 

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
christmastoe by chicout-ami June 5, 2009
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christmastreeing 

when you randomly fill in answers on a multiple-choice test.
I don't know any of the answers, so I'm just christmastreeing this bitch!

Christmasteer 

One who is a valiant Christmas decorator and has a determined Christmas spirit.
" Ali is not a true Christmasteer!"
Christmasteer by THEKINGKONG November 30, 2011

Christmastoe 

Similar to the condition of turftoe. Injury to toe caused by moving furniture to accomodate guests. Can also be caused by new gifts. The injury is typically caused by the victim's unfamiliarity with the new position of items.
Joe: "why are you limping"
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."
Christmastoe by Shady Acres December 26, 2008

christmastoe 

see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.
Mrs. Clause is always worried about christmastoe during her holiday picture opportunities at the mall.
christmastoe by Stu January 24, 2005
Word of the Day on December 24, 2008

Christmastorm

A storm, especially a typhoon, that hits on Christmas Day
Typhoon Phanfone (known in the Philippines as Ursula) was a Christmastorm.
Christmastorm by Etewilak January 2, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026