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christmastoe 

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
christmastoe by chicout-ami June 5, 2009
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christmastreeing 

when you randomly fill in answers on a multiple-choice test.
I don't know any of the answers, so I'm just christmastreeing this bitch!

Christmasteer 

One who is a valiant Christmas decorator and has a determined Christmas spirit.
" Ali is not a true Christmasteer!"
Christmasteer by THEKINGKONG November 30, 2011

Christmastoe 

Similar to the condition of turftoe. Injury to toe caused by moving furniture to accomodate guests. Can also be caused by new gifts. The injury is typically caused by the victim's unfamiliarity with the new position of items.
Joe: "why are you limping"
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."
Christmastoe by Shady Acres December 26, 2008

christmastoe 

see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.
Mrs. Clause is always worried about christmastoe during her holiday picture opportunities at the mall.
christmastoe by Stu January 24, 2005
Word of the Day on December 24, 2008

Christmastorm

A storm, especially a typhoon, that hits on Christmas Day
Typhoon Phanfone (known in the Philippines as Ursula) was a Christmastorm.
Christmastorm by Etewilak January 2, 2020

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026