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mooseltoe
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mooseltoe • moose toe • Momeltoe • Moosekioes • mooselike • Mooselookmeguntic • Mooselover • Mooseterbating • mooseterbation • Moosette
Mooseltoe
A moose knuckle at Christmas time. Or a moose knuckle decorated festively Usually found in red and green (holly embellishments are not required, but common).
Wow, they really should censor that Olympic ice skater's mooseltoe. You can practically see his holly bush.
Mooseltoe by Flash Bazbo December 8, 2017
Mooseterbating
Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017
mooseterbation
when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005
Word of the Day on March 27, 2019
Momeltoe
Yo dude I went to Johnny Boy's house last night for some fun but I was greeted with his momma's nasty momeltoe!
Momeltoe by EverydaySausageShufflin'' March 17, 2013
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