Chrisanthi 

Hot Greek woman with big eyes and a pretty smile. Chrisanthis are very smart and a little crazy. But thats ok because they also have really nice legs. They like to go out and have fun but they also have really bad taste in men. They may or may not attend the University of Massachusetts.

"Here comes Chrisanthi. I sure wish she would stalk me."

"Dude?! Did you see Chrisanthi."
"No."

Chrisanthi by hotjoshness February 4, 2010

Chrisanthemum 

A very beautiful, smart, and loving person. Who like the flower has many different colors, and emotions. She can be happy, calm, raging, and very sad at times. She has a very classic style. Is spiritually deep, and always tries her best. She's musically talented, and has a very strong love for her family and friends. Trustworthy and full of vurtue, she's a humble example, that many folow, without her realizing. She is all in all a delicate flower.

Girl: She's so amazing, like...what is she like?

Other girl: She's a Chrisanthemum, a beautiful flower, in the garden of life.

Girl: You know I think your right she is like a Chrisanthemum!

Chrisanthemum by lilyloveth October 20, 2010

chrisanthi 

chrisanthi is small but mighty. if she says she’ll fight you, she’s not kidding, and your best chance is to run. she might seem unassuming, but there’s a lot going on in her head, and it’s worth getting to know her. she also makes weird noises whenever you touch her and is very ticklish. she is 100% sassy and 100% loyal. any guy would be lucky to call chrisanthi his girl, and any girl would be lucky to call her a friend. she is simply fabulous.

girl 1: chrisanthi is flawless.
girl 2: she’s has two fendi purses and a silver lexus.
girl 3: i hear chrisanthi’s hair’s insured for $10,000.
girl 4: i hear chrisanthi does car commercials. in japan.
girl 5: chrisanthi’s favorite movie is varsity blues.
girl 6: one time, chrisanthi met john stamos on a plane.
girl 7: and he told her she was pretty.
girl 8: one time, chrisanthi punched me in the face. it was awesome.

chrisanthi by over.the.moon June 7, 2019

Chringrate 

A person who expresses extreme disappointment and dislike after opening a Christmas present, often times openly displaying a let-down face that is clearly visible to others including the gift giver.

Mother was so hurt after junior opened a card and acted like a Chringrate because he only got $25 instead of $50.

Chringrate by Fricken Bill December 28, 2009

Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!

"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'

Chrisanthos by angmmm February 4, 2010

Chrisanthropy 

Contempt for humanity provoked by exposure to the trappings of Christmas (e.g. crowds of shoppers, TV advertisements, endless rehashing of festive hits on the radio etc). A portmanteau, formed out of the words "Christmas" and "misanthropy".

Seeing the Coke ad filled Manfred with deep feelings of Chrisanthropy. He was later arrested for assaulting a department-store Santa.

Chrisanthropy by Monte Pindik November 22, 2011

True Christian™

Originally a descriptive for a member of Landover Baptist Church (God's Favorite Church) but also includes those members of the Exclusive Country Club of the Predestined and Sanctified Elect who believes and preaches the Bible IN ITS ENTIRETY; and who, by stating they "love the sinner and hate the sin" have no problem telling anyone who isn’t a non-White Anglo-Saxon conservative fundagelical -- including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homersexurals, Joos, Mooslims, Hindoos, Boodhists, Mormens, Methodists, Whiskypalians, Plentycostals, blacks, the French, ragheads, LIEberals and DEMONcrats -- that God loves them so much He's going to make sure they burn in an everlasting Hell.

Examples of True Christians™ include Betty Bowers, Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, John Hagee, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Rod Parsley, Sister Taffy and Judy O’Christian. Note: descriptions or lists of these kinds of Christians should always be accompanied with the ™ sign.

James Dobson's brand of True Christian™ lurve, where he lovingly tells all homosexuals that they're going to burn in Hell, makes me feel all warm and tingly inside!

True Christian™ by carpbear August 3, 2008