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To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."
After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.
by Souttron, Papa D August 01, 2009
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To vape, smoke a pipe or cigar and produce a large cloud of vapor or smoke.
I got this cigar chooching good.
by Heisenberg067 berg November 04, 2016
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To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.
Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.
by zomgPeterson August 03, 2008
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