Double Choke Chicken 

Masturbating in someone's face while choking them with the tie they are wearing.

I had her wear my tie and kneel down, then I hit her with the Double Choke Chicken.

Double Choke Chicken by Jay nez February 5, 2010

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole 

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

Choke Your Chicken by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

choke my chicken 

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

choke my chicken by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Choke the Chicken 

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

Choke the Chicken by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

choke your chicken

The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!

choke your chicken until it bleeds.

choke your chicken by spezza_havlat January 17, 2006

choke the chicken 

see masturbate

choke the chicken by sophia April 21, 2003